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Roy/Ed Valentine's Day fic: The Flame Prince - Spurked! — LiveJournal

Feb. 15th, 2007 06:25 pm Roy/Ed Valentine's Day fic: The Flame Prince

So my V-Day challenge was "38. FullMetal Alchemist: Roy/Ed: kiss: PG13 and lower" so I wrote a parody of The Frog Prince, a fairy tale where a princess kisses a frog and the frog becomes her prince. :)

Author: Grygon
Rating: PG-13 for some language
Warnings: craaaaack
Disclaimer: Not mine, no profit, etc.


On a Thursday after noon a young Flame Alchemist went in search of a famed and skilled alchemist, last seen in a small and unknown town. He had gloves on his hands, which were much too large for his hands, and he frequently had to stop to pick them up off the ground. After some time he didn't notice when first one fell, and some time later so did the next. The Flame Alchemist was lost in thought, and when he did look and see his gloves were missing he frowned.

While he was frowning a bean poked its head out of the ground and said, "Hey bastard! What the hell is wrong with you?"

"Heh," the Flame Alchemist chuckled. "Why hello little bean. I seem to have lost my gloves. Consider yourself lucky they didn't happen to fall on you and kill you."

The bean said, "I don't want to fight with a bastard. I know where your gloves fell. If you'll kiss me, I can tell you that maybe I'll take you to them."

"What nonsense," said the Flame Alchemist. But he did need his gloves, for they were his last pair and another pair of the same design would take too long to make. "Well, if you'll show me my gloves then perhaps... fine, I will give you a kiss. But only after you take me to my gloves!"

The bean pouted and growled and turned red, much to the Flame Alchemist's humor, and eventually nodded it's disproportionate head in agreement.

Bending down, the Flame Alchemist plucked the little bean up into his palm and peered at it closely. "Which way?" he asked.

Then the bean pointed with one tiny, adorable outflung arm, and Flame Alchemist walked; and after a little while they came across first one glove, and sometime later the other glove. The Flame Alchemist, while happy to have his gloves returned, wasn't exactly thrilled (for the gloves were so large to begin with).

The bean cried up at him after he slipped both gloves into their respective pocked, "Kiss me, you bastard! You promised!"

Feeling somewhat foolish for making such a promise, the Flame Alchemist made a disgusted face before he lifted the tiny bean up to his lips. Delicately, in fear of accidentally eating the tiny creature, he placed his puckered lips on the bean in a kiss.

There was a flash of bright white light and suddenly a heavy weight in his hands that caused the Flame Alchemist to stoop. Astonished, he found himself staring wide eyed at a Fullmetal Alchemist, his lips still puckered and now pressed to this boy's lips. With a gasp he pulled back.

"You," said the Fullmetal Alchemist, "have broken that damn curse, and now I have nothing else to wish for except to be by your perverted side forever. Do you know how long I was trapped in that small body?!"

The Flame Alchemist, you can be very sure, was glad to consent to this and swept the tiny Fullmetal up and away to his home. Though, he thought, the Fullmetal wasn't that much bigger than the bean had been.

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From:crimson_lantern
Date:February 16th, 2007 02:09 am (UTC)
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AWWWWWEEEE! It's completely cute! I love it.
From:spurkycreations
Date:March 1st, 2007 11:22 pm (UTC)
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thankee. :)
From:eternalsayonara
Date:February 16th, 2007 02:20 am (UTC)
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*giggles* I love the ending. *pats Ed on the head* <333

Crack!fic for the win. XD
From:spurkycreations
Date:March 1st, 2007 11:23 pm (UTC)
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yaay, i win! *dance*
From:aeb
Date:February 16th, 2007 03:08 am (UTC)
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I like this. {SMILE}

(Yes, I do read fanfic by friends as long as the ratings and warnings don't suggest I wouldn't like it. {SMILE})

Anne Elizabeth Baldwin
From:spurkycreations
Date:March 1st, 2007 11:24 pm (UTC)
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thanks. :)
From:aeb
Date:March 2nd, 2007 09:32 am (UTC)
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I do think this is a fun take on some old fairy tales. I enjoy that particularly. {BIG SMILE, REALLY BIG GRIN}

Anne Elizabeth Baldwin
From:pockygirl
Date:February 25th, 2007 02:48 pm (UTC)
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cute!
you might be interested in this community:
http://community.livejournal.com/fairytalefanfic/
From:spurkycreations
Date:March 1st, 2007 11:25 pm (UTC)
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thanks, i'll check it out. :)
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From:spurkycreations
Date:March 1st, 2007 11:26 pm (UTC)
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:)
From:secretfreaky
Date:February 27th, 2007 03:25 pm (UTC)
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Adorable. Simply adorable. More?
From:spurkycreations
Date:March 1st, 2007 11:26 pm (UTC)
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lots more.

soon.

i promise.

:)